- ‘Dwarf Elvis’ – I don’t really know why you’re searching for a dwarf Elvis. You’d probably be better served using the term ‘midget Elvis’ in your search engine of choice… that is, unless you really are looking for a stereotypical fantasy-style dwarf who wears a jumpsuit instead of chain mail singing “Kentucky Rain” whilst hacking down hobgoblins with a Frost Axe +3. That would be awesome.
- ‘Castle Falkenstein house rules’ – It warms my heart that someone out there is searching for them. Sadly, there aren’t any posts on this blog to help you out… but just the fact that it’s a search term must mean that somebody out there is still interested in and/or is quite possibly playing the damn thing.
- ‘Christopher Walken DM’s Keep on the Borderlands’ – Yeah. That same guffaw you’re experiencing right now… I had it too. This search term was so freaky to me I had to check it out for myself. I found that a comedy troupe had done some audio skits of celebs playing Dungeons & Dragons, and Christopher Walken was one of the players. Interesting idea, I suppose… but don’t waste your time trying to track this down. The Walken impression is about a million miles away from Kevin Pollak.
- ‘The Hobbit in space’ – Why? Why? Why? WHY??? Wait a sec… that actually sounds kinda fun. Tell me more.
I have saved the best for last though. This is, by far, the weirdest of search terms used to find this olde blogaroonie….
- ‘werewolf porn’ – That’s right. The furries have found my blog. And they’re pissed there’s no spank material for them on here.
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You know, you’re also supposed to do a “Google penance” to atone for these ill-gotten hits. Write up that Dwarf Elvis NPC, or a quick treatment for how the Hobbit fim should be converted to sci-fi.
BTW I have gotten some doozies w/r to “D&D monster” + porn searches … treant porn, bugbear porn, etc.
Search terms I mean.
You generally aren’t obligated to do Google penance for porn hits because 95% of Google searches probably use “porn” in them anyway.
lol. Not a week goes by that I don’t get “Jack the Ripper” as a search term. Great post. Amazing site.