Yay! Ghostbusters 3 is on the horizon, maybe?
Wait… what’s this? The original Ghostbusters will be mentoring some new young guys to take over for them? Fuck that! I want to see the old guys go at it one more time, not some new gang of Mutt Williams lookalikes with not even half the charisma of a Dan Aykroyd or Bill Murray, fumbling around trying to figure out how their Proton Packs work.
Look, I’ve had enough of this. If it’s going to be some cop-out piece of crap that will ruin my lovely childhood memories of the previous films (ala Star Wars, ala Star Trek, ala Indiana Jones, ala Die Hard, ala both Alien and Predator) – THEN DON’T MAKE IT! We need some new standards, people. No more remakes! No more prequels! No more dusting off franchises that have been dormant for more than ten years to cash in on a wave of nostalgia! Just say no! Stick it to The Man! Viva la Revolucion!!!
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September 17, 2008 at 03:30
jadeddm
Oh, God. Did you hear who is working with them on this movie? Judd Apatow. Therefore, it’s likely that the ‘new’ ghostbusters will be Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, James Franco and Michael Cera.
UGH!
September 17, 2008 at 03:51
Matthew Conway
Yeah, that’s what the article said. I had to look those people up to figure out they were the painfully unfunny Superbad troop.